• Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
  
  
• Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.
  
  
• Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
  
  
• When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
  
  
• If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
  
  
• On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
  
  
• A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washing, ironing, cooking and scrubbing. No wife of mine is going to 'work'."
  
  
• Many girls like to marry a military man.  He can cook, sew, and make beds, is in good health, and is already used to taking orders.
  
  
• Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
  
  
• Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've travelled a long way and some of the roads weren't surfaced.
  
  
• How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
  
  
• You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.
  
  
• Old age is when former classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognise you.

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