Understanding Men - The Rules
We often hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
- Shopping is NOT a sport and no, we
are never going to think of it that way.
- Crying is blackmail.
- Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do
not work! Just say it!
- 'Yes' and 'No' are perfectly acceptable answers to
almost every question.
- Come to us with a problem only if you want help
solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are
for.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See
a doctor.
- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
- If you think you're fat, you probably are.
- Don't ask us If something we said could be
interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the other one.
- You can either ask us to do something or tell us how
you want it done - not both. If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.
- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to
say during commercials.
- Christopher Columbus did not need directions and
neither do we.
- ALL men see in only 16 colours, like the old Windows
default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
- If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
- If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are
lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
- If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
- When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you
wear is fine - really.
- You have enough clothes.
- You have too many shoes.
- I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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