• Can you cry under water?
  
  
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  
  
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  
  
• What disease did cured ham actually have?
  
  
• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  
  
• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
  
  
• Why are you in a movie, but you're on TV?
  
  
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  
  
• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
  
  
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  
  
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  
  
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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