One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one.
The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''£2,000.''
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive.
The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs £5,000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and take notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks. The assistant says, ''That one's £10,000.''
The man says, ''What does he do?''
The assistant says, ''I've never seen him
do anything, but the other two call him boss.''