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More One Liners

  1. How do you catch a Unique rabbit?
  • Unique up on it.
  1. How do you catch a Tame Rabbit
  • Tame way.
  1. What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't work?
  • A stick.
  1. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
  • Nacho Cheese.
  1. What do you call Santa's helpers?
  • Subordinate Clauses.
  1. What do you get from a pampered cow?
  • Spoiled Milk.
  1. What do you get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire?
  • Frostbite.
  1. What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
  • A nervous wreck.

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