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More Things To Think
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(As usual, we've no
idea whether any of these are true or not - you decide.)
- In the 1400's a law was set forth that a
man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his
thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".
- Many years ago in Scotland, a new game
was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies
Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English
language.
- Every day more money is printed for
Monopoly than the US Treasury.
- Men can read smaller print than women
can; women can hear better.
- It is impossible to lick your elbow.
- Intelligent people have more zinc and
copper in their hair.
- The first novel ever written on a
typewriter was Tom Sawyer.
- Each king in a deck of playing cards
represents a great king in history: Spades - King David Hearts -
Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =
12,345,678,987,654,321.
- If a statue in the park of a person on a
horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If
the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of
wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the
ground, the person died of natural causes.
- Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how
far would you have to go until you would find the letter
"A"?
- A. One thousand
- Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire
escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
- A. All invented by women.
- Q. What is the only food that doesn't
spoil?
- A. Honey.
- In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were
secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the
mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the
phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
- It was the accepted practice in Babylon
4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father
would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is
a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period
was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
- In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints
and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the
bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and
settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's
and Q's"
- Many years ago in England, pub
frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their
ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get
some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by
this practice.
- Don't delete this just because it looks
weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
- I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid
aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm Tihs is bcuseae
the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe.
- Amzanig huh?
- And Finally.....
- At least 75% of people who read this
will try to lick their elbow
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