Laws About Life
Law of Mechanical
Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the
Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your act.
Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre,
the very next morning you will have a flat tyre.
Variation Law
If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster
than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close
Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the
Theatre
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last.
Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of
Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of a piece of buttered toast landing face down on a floor
covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet/rug.
Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical
Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law
As
soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.