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Actual Notes from Hospital Charts.

  • Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

  • Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.  

  • On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.  

  • The patient is tearful and crying constantly.  She also appears to be depressed.  

  • The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.  

  • Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.  

  • Healthy-appearing, decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.  

  • Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.  

  • She is numb from her toes down.  

  • While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.  

  • The skin was moist and dry.  

  • Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.  

  • Patient was alert and unresponsive.  

  • She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.  

  • I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.  

  • Skin: somewhat pale but present.  

  • Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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