A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "How was the honeymoon?" "
Oh Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...", then suddenly she burst out crying..
"But Mum, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful four letter words! You've got to take me home...Please Mum!"
"Sarah, Sarah!" her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? What four letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you Mum" wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, and they're just too awful! Come and get me please!"
"Darling! Baby! You must tell me what has you so upset! Tell your mother these horrible four letter words!"
Sobbing the bride said, "Oh Mum... he used words like dust, wash, iron, cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.