• Your last name stays put.
  
  
• The garage is all yours.
  
  
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  
  
• Chocolate is just another snack.
  
  
• You can never be pregnant.
  
  
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  
  
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  
  
• Wrinkles add character.
  
  
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  
  
• One mood all the time.
  
  
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  
  
• A seven-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
  
  
• You can open all your own jars.
  
  
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  
  
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
  
  
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  
  
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  
  
• Everything on your face stays its original colour.
  
  
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  
  
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
  
  
• You can play with toys all your life.
  
  
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  
  
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  
  
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

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