A man went to his doctor and said, “Doc, you’ve got to look at my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!”

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only to hear: “Give me £20, I really need twenty quid.”

“That's amazing!” exclaims the doctor.

“That's nothing,” said the man. “Put your ear to my knee.”

The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say, “Man, I really need £10, just lend me a tenner!”

The doctor was dumbfounded. “Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never come across anything like this.”

“Wait Doc, that's not all. There's more, just put your ear to my ankle,” the man urged.

The doctor did so and was shocked to hear his ankle plead, “Please, I just need £5. Only a fiver. Please!”

“I have no idea what to tell you,” the doctor said.

He frantically searched all his medical reference books. “There's nothing about it in here.” The doctor thought hard for a moment and then said, “Let me try to make a well educated guess. Based on all my previous experience, I can tell you this much.  Your leg seems to be broke in three places.”

Back to top     Back to Fun & Games