Department Store Shopping
Things you could do in a department store to keep yourself occupied, whilst your partner does the shopping. (Only kidding really!)
- Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares to
go off at 5 minute intervals.
- Make a trail of tomato juice on the
floor leading to the toilet.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her
in an official tone: "Code 3 in Homewares" and see what
happens.
- Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a
bag of sweets on credit.
- Move a 'Caution - Wet Floor' sign to a
carpeted area.
- When an assistant asks if they can help
you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me
alone?"
- Look right into the security camera, use
it as a mirror and comb your hair.
- Wander around the store suspiciously,
while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
- Hide in a clothing rack and when people
browse through, say: "Pick me! Pick me!! Pick me!!!
- When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor, curl up and scream, "No! It's those voices again!"
And last but not least:
- Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while. Then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"