These you won't find in the dictionary:
- Adult: A person who has stopped
growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
- Beauty Parlour: A place where
women curl up and dye.
- Cannibal: Someone who is fed up
with people.
- Chickens:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
- Committee:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
- Dust:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
- Egotist: Someone
who is usually me-deep in conversation.
- Handkerchief:
Cold Storage.
- Inflation: Cutting
money in half without damaging the paper.
- Mosquito:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
- Raisin:
Grape with a sunburn.
- Secret:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
- Skeleton:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
- Toothache:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
- Tomorrow: One
of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
- Yawn:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
- Wrinkles: Something other people have. I have character lines.