Q. What kind of man was Boaz before
he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call ministers in
Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in
the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in
the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out
a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the
Bible?
A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda,
because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the
Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his
children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most
flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially
wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned
in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no
parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the
Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.